(via l3zzz-be-h0nest)
Hi! I'm Sarah and I'm 21.
I'm a junior at Juniata College studying Geology and German.
This year, I'm studying abroad in Germany at the Technische Universität Bergakademie Freiberg. • Ask
hello fascination.
I'm a junior at Juniata College studying Geology and German.
This year, I'm studying abroad in Germany at the Technische Universität Bergakademie Freiberg. • Ask
hello fascination.
sometimes i see dudes on the internet like “ya i have a 10 inch dick” and then i eat a 6 inch subway sandwich and im looking at this sandwich and its like..idk how almost double that would be a good thing my vagina winces at the thought
it was 4am and i compared a penis to a sandwich
(via l3zzz-be-h0nest)
i need a job that pays at least 10,000 dollars an hour
(via forestofdean)
“women are weaklings!”
i’m strong enough to carry
your corpse to the woods
this haiku is my favorite haiku
(via forestofdean)
imagine a milkshake place called “shakesperience” where all the milkshake flavours are named after puns of shakespeare plays
- Oreothello
- Rolo and Juliet
- Macberry
- Mars Ado About Nothing
- Antonutella and Cleopatra
- Merchocolate of Venice
- Two Gentlemint of Verona
- Richerry III
It would bringeth all the gentlemen to the yard.
(via mollylews)
From hair dents to less pay, don’t let anyone tell you that being woman isn’t filled with a world of slight annoyances.
