burningbrigids:
carry-on-my-wayward-castiel:
mspgay:
snorlaxatives:
snorlaxatives:
aaaaalrighty-then:
snorlaxatives:
why is being alive so expensive

You spelled “suck” wrong.
???????????????????????????????
i literally can’t even tell what you’re trying to say
- why is being alive so suck
- why is being alive suck
- why is suck
- suck is being alive so expensive
- why suck so expensive
?????

what the fuck is going on
imagine how is touch the suck
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6:16 am • 17 May 2013 • 192,442 notes
yourbones:
somegirlnamedkaitlyn:
My dog understands the word “No,” so how are you going to tell me teenage boys don’t know the difference between rape and consent?
Nailed it.
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6:15 am • 17 May 2013 • 255,654 notes
kim-jong-chill:
chloe ate most of my sandwich earlier today and spent like, 20 minutes trying not to look at me
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6:13 am • 17 May 2013 • 738 notes
amy-rory-melody:
t334:
thosegorgeousgreeneyes:
Then & Now
I hope Ryan still wears outrageous shoes.
I’M NOT CRYING, THERE’S JUST A TREE BRANCH IN MY EYE
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6:12 am • 17 May 2013 • 22,087 notes
jacnoc:
flame-lizy:
patrickandmarcus:
this is riddle wrapped in a mystery wrapped in an enigma
IM GONNA CRY WITH LAUGHTER
Can we talk about how disgusting it is that the KKK still even exists?
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6:12 am • 17 May 2013 • 60,152 notes
leonmcgann:
videohall:
Well trained dog struggles retrieving his Frisbee without breaking the rules
i found this hilarious
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6:06 am • 17 May 2013 • 10,812 notes
jacnoc:
andreamau5:
its-so-surreal:
During the Bubonic Plague, doctors wore these bird-like masks to avoid becoming sick. They would fill the beaks with spices and rose petals, so they wouldn’t have to smell the rotting bodies.
A theory during the Bubonic Plague was that the plague was caused by evil spirits. To scare the spirits away, the masks were intentionally designed to be creepy.
I need a Venetian plague mask.
I’m so obsessed with these.
I would shit my pants if I saw someone wearing that.
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5:51 am • 17 May 2013 • 102,610 notes