Penguins lost their ability to fly millions of years ago, and now a new study explains why — the birds became lean and mean diving machines, trading flight for such skills. Read more
ORLY?! You keep telling yourself that. Penguins fly just fine!
why the fuck cant we text the police
lets say there is a murderer in ur house and you’re hiding behind your sofa and you do have your phone with you but you can’t call the police because the murderer might hear you
Here in Canada you can
Here in England we just… scream and run
“you shouldn’t be depressed, people have it worse than you”
finally, after years of searching, the person with the worst life ever is found. formally, they are granted permission to be sad. but only them. only they have earned it. no sads for anyone else at all ever
If I was a famous author I would publish a book with ten different endings which all went to print with varying degrees of rarity, but not tell the fans about it so that I could watch their confusion as they disagree over how the story ended. Then when they figured it out I would ‘come clean’, telling them that I had released eleven alternate endings and watch them panic again as they all try to find the last ending.
This is perfect.
|sext:||fist me like u tryna get the last couple pringles|
the bottom of you hair was once at the top of your head
so my parents just came home from the shops and told me that they got a new toilet seat
Yes those are dolphins and shells.
But wait until you open the fucking thing
my parents bought a LIGHT UP TOILET SEAT
I am so fucking done
at least you can pee in the middle of the night without turning on the bathroom light
do animals think in english or in the sounds they make
this is what yahoo paid $1.1 billion for
i wish i was a mermaid so i could have a nice shiny tail and a pretty seashell bra and a beautiful voice that i could use to entice cute boys and make them crash their ships and drown at sea so human women could rise as the dominate gender of the land
In a Paraguay slum, a children’s orchestra makes do with what it’s got—with inspiring results.
These kids are awesome.